I believe this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Maybe I should change my routine
• This can't be real
• I deserve a break

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of rabbits came out from behind a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had get more info to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

My friends won't believe that just happened. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

• This is nuts
• No joke
• I need to document this

I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps ask someone else for help?